Wolverine.

Hugh Jackman was just trying to be like David Oakes.

Debate

What these candidates are really fighting about is who is David Oakes' biggest fan.

(Sorry, guys. That title is already taken. We are not sharing with anyone else.)

David Oakes is a Man's Man

BBQing like it's his job.

Justin Bieber has David Oakes Fever.

David Oakes does not drink and drive.

Because that would just be irresponsible.

Close call.

One time David Oakes was pulled over for speeding.

He let the officer off with a warning.

Jimmer has Davidmania.

"Yesssssss! David called me back!"

Oh, dang!

He is 99 of Jay-Z's problems...

George's Take on Things

"This blog is the most American thing I've ever seen."

--George Washington

Nessie

The Loch Ness Monster thinks David Oakes is a myth.

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner.

David Oakes won the 2011 World Series of Poker...

...using UNO cards.

I wish David Oakes would reward me with 30 seconds of uninterrupted eye contact.

He saved the allspark.

(Credit to guest blogger J. Alan Meier)

Double Swoon

David Oakes is in a boy band.

*NSync begged him to be part of their group, but he said Bye, Bye, Bye.

Backstreet Boys came a'calling, saying without him they were Incomplete, but he showed them the meaning of being lonely. 

98 Degrees was not hot enough.

If you take all the awesomeness of all the boy bands of the 90s and put it together, you'd start to get an idea of how great David Oakes' boy band is.

Swoon

...and babies.

Awww

David Oakes loves kittens.

Early Life

David Oakes was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own two hands. It is pictured below.

He wouldn't want to brag, but it also has a pool in the back.

David is a leader among men

"...They may take our lives, but they will never take our Freedom!"

412

As of this morning, David Oakes has saved 412 children from burning buildings...

...and 197 puppies.

"My toughest fight was with David Oakes."

-Muhammad Ali

Acrostic

Daring

Awe-inspiring

Virile

Imperial

Darling

Original

Amazing

Knock-out

Effervescent

Spine-tingling

We are the biggest fans!

Well guys, I think it is only right that that David Oakes has his very own blog dedicated to how great he is.  So...let the fan club meeting/raving/yearning to know/appreciation of David Oakes begin!